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sivavakkiyar:

prokopetz:

You better watch out, buddy – I have extremely unusual life experiences which I mistakenly believe are universal, and I’m about to misinterpret your post in ways you can’t even imagine.

this is such a rude and obviously targeted thing to make me, a man with a problem, read

useful-info-haver:

mythicalwashrag:

cassassinated:

I miss the days when, no matter how slow your internet was, if you paused any video and let it buffer long enough, you could watch it uninterrupted

If you use Firefox, you can go to the about:config page, search for “media.mediasource.enabled” and double click on it to set it to false. After you restart Firefox, all youtube videos will load entirely even when paused! This also affects other streaming websites :)

doing-90mph-in-central-london:

ALT

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thanks so much to Thurston Lacalli from the University of Victoria in Canada for ruining my fucking night!

schreibfederlaerm:

so this European clothing retailer decided to advertise their jean cuts on youtube and it’s unintentionally the funniest shit I’ve seen today. why? well.

ALT

now important context here: in German, die (pronounced ‘dee’) is just a feminine article, it literally means “the”.

ALT

but if an ad gets placed in the middle of an English video and doesn’t use a single explicitly German word for most of the ad, even a native speaker is gonna think “they want me to die how?” it keeps getting funnier.

ALT

I mean, holy shit

ALT

i will use these as reaction images until i die

catgirlbutthole:

catgirlbutthole:

milfmoder:

catgirlbutthole:

milfmoder:

I think sometimes cbt is a load of bullshit but once in a while you’ll just effortlessly parry a thought that’s trying to make you spiral and it feels so good. I’ve done it like 4 times tonight.

Did you mean CBD or are you talking about cock and ball torture

Yes if you beat the shit out of your nutsack you won’t ever feel sad again. This is medical advice.

Hold on I’m gonna try this

thenightgaunt:

funnytwittertweets:

I ran an Aliens rpg years back. But the players didn’t KNOW it was an Aliens game until halfway through the first session.

They thought it was a sci-fi game but they also thought the monsters were going to be zombies.

Over a period of 2 hours they then proceeded to make EVERY Aliens movie cliche “mistake” known to man. Because at the time they all made sense.

The characters in a story don’t know they’re in a story or what kind of story it is.

They might think their in a romcom instead of a slasher movie. And if you’re not in a slasher movie, why the fuck would you search through every closet in your house just because a cup mysteriously fell off a table in the dining room?

not-lupus:

not-lupus:

patient dying in the name of toxic yaoi as it should be

i’ve been pondering these tags for like 5 minutes

sbnkalny:

Answer these questions about masturbation And we reveal when you’ll finally get dressed for work

comicsansstein:

ihavenotits-andimustscream:

A Nissan does this when it transforms between the historic variants of a model

squid-thoughts:

homunculus-argument:

I actually really like the thing when you’re starting to get the hang of a new language, enough to understand and say simple sentences but you gotta get creative to get more complex thoughts across, like a puzzle. I remember a time in the restortation school when a classmate who wasn’t natively finnish and did her best anyway dropped something and sighed, telling me “every day is monday this week. I have had four mondays this week.” And I understood.

I don’t think I speak much of spanish anymore, but in the nursing school training period I did there, I did manage to get by with making weird Tarzan sentences. I got a nosebleed at some point and startled another nurse. Not knowing the words “humidity” or “stress”, I managed to string together: “This is ok. It is hot, it is cold, I have a bad day, I am sad, I have blood. This is normal for me.” And she understood.

And sometimes you just say things weird, but it’s better than not saying it. One time, I was stuck in a narrow hallway behind someone walking really slowly with a walker, and he apologised for being in the way. I was not in any hurry, but didn’t know the spanish word for “hurry”, but I did know enough words to try to circumvent it by borrowing the english “I have all the time in the world.”

The man burst into one of those cackling old man laughters that they do when something in this world still manages to surprise them. He had to be somewhere between 70 and a 100 years old, and I guess if there was one thing he wasn’t expecting to hear today, it would be a random blond vaguely baltic-looking fuck casually announce that he is the sole owner and keeper of the very concept of time.

I’ve mostly learned Chinese in school, so I know a lot of academic vocabulary while having the language skills of a toddler in some basic areas. Once, I forgot the word for sad, which is a really dumb thing to forget. A bunch of the ways to say sad in Chinese are literally just “not happy”, but I also momentarily forgot how to say happy. So instead I said “there is an economic downturn inside my brain”.

parallelworlduniverse:

but-a-humble-goon:

I kinda hate it when stories try to make Superman out to be some kind of impossible ideal embodiment of goodness when the point is Clark’s decency is entirely unremarkable. The enlightened Kryptonians with their advanced culture and science didn’t teach him decency, a pair of Kansas farmers did. Superman is good because people are good.

And the gem that are the tags 👌: